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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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