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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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