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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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