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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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