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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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