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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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