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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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