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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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