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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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