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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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