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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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