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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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