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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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