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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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