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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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