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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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