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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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