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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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