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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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