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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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