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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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