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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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