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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Rt Hon
Wibble
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a velociraptor 🦖
a tiger 🐯
a pufferfish 🐡
a turkey 🦃
a cheetah 😺
a lynx 😺
an ostrich 🐦
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Dan
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