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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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