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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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