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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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