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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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