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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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