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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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