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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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