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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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