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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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