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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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