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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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