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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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