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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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