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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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