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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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