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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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