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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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