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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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