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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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