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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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