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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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