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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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