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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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