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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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