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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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