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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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