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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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