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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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