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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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