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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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