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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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