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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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