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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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