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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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